Merch

Wear the little house.

Small runs of stuff we thought was funny enough to print. Buy it here, grab it at the shop. When it's gone it's gone — same as the flavors.

Pickup only, no shipping

You pay online, then pick it up from us — at the shop during open hours, or from the kart if we're out and about. We don't mail anything. We're two people and a freezer.